But we do have 14 taps, over 200 bottles, and a Sorting Hat Tap that'll find your perfect pint.

Five quick questions. One perfect beer style. No wands required.

Question I of V
You walk into Salt Horse. Where are you heading?
Question II of V
You're ordering food. What is it?
Question III of V
It's raining in Edinburgh. Obviously. What are you doing?
Question IV of V
Pick the sauce.
Question V of V
It's your last night in Edinburgh. How are you spending it?
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The Sorting Tap is Deciding...
The Sorting Tap Has Spoken
Still no butterbeer — but honestly, you won't miss it.

What We Actually Sell

Helles lagers, export lagers, Czech helless, German-style helless, kellerbiers, doppelbocks, dunkels, smoked Märzens, rauchbiers, hefeweizens, weissbiers, pale ales, Bretted pales, historic pales, tropical pales, Italian pales, extra hoppy ales, session IPAs, West Coast IPAs, hazy IPAs, New England IPAs, double IPAs, New Zealand IPAs, experimental hop IPAs, Belgian blondes, dubbels, tripels, Belgian quads, Trappist ales, wee heavies, saisons, barrel-aged saisons, farmhouse ales, London porters, nitro porters, Baltic porters, milk stouts, imperial stouts, coffee imperial stouts, whisky barrel-aged imperial stouts, barleywines, Oude Geuzes, Oude Geuze cuvées, lambic geuzes, cherry lambics, raspberry lambics, peach & cardamom lambics, cherry & black pepper lambics, strawberry & thyme lambics, Flanders reds, dry-hopped sours, mixed-fermentation sours, mango gose, key lime pie sours, barrel-aged wild ales, lemon radlers, watermelon & mint radlers, fruit ciders, rosé ciders, elderflower ciders, perries, dry-hopped sake, a generous selection of alcohol-free options, sharers up to six litres, and other things you would expect, but no butterbeer.